The CN Tower

If you’re lost in Toronto, just get your bearings by looking for the tower, which is located due south. I told Dan it was a giant antenna to draw in the universal magnetic fields (ala Foucault’s Pendulum, the Eiffel Tower, Empire State Building, etc.), when he wouldn’t buy that I suggested it looked like a Moslem spinneret – he jumped on that one, said it could be the corporate headquarters for Mosqueburger and worked it into the Osama script. It seems his new wife Fatima, who he met online, wants it as a gift. She also wants to be interviewed by Anderson Cooper.